My Friends GF
So I have this friend named Max who is usually full of shit. One day he told me he had a girlfriend and that she was Billie Pipers half sister. I called bullshit so he gave me her skype and I skyped her. We talked for a while until I said, so how’s Billie? And she then said, ” Who’s Billie?” I said, “The girl who plays Rose Tyler in Doctor Who. Max said you are related to her.”
She then laughed and said, ” Yeah we are, but I didn’t know you were talking about her, she likes to be called Rose.” That’s when I knew it wasn’t true. She even lied to me that she was pregnant!
And that the story about my friend Max’s fake as a dildo girlfriend
how do you giggle in french
honhonhon oui oui baguette
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
Here it is a more complete photoset of my bf and I at comicon. She was Kirk and I am Spock *yas*. We had so much fun it was great!
~ bonus kirk and spock at McDonald’s and with a rare species called star wars fans~ enjoy
Destiel AU: Dean and Cas settle in for their first official night as parents.
"Is Mary finally asleep?"
"I had to hum Freebird in its entirety, but yes.”
"Did you give her a bottle?"
"As per your feeding schedule."
"Dean, it’s late. Go to sleep. Your daughter will be fine for the night."
I love when boys do this to me
this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”